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About school.

The teacher discusses the chemistry of the experience:
- And now see how this blue liquid turn green to red.

*** What is the lesson?
- This is the long time needed to prepare for a short break.

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years of the Cold War - the Soviet Union: School
klasówka:
-Child who is your most authoritative and why Lenin?

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mother asks her son:
- What przerabialiście chemistry today?
- Explosives.
- The teacher asked something to the house?
- Do not have time ...

*** What is the sexiest woman in the world?
Answer:
teacher because:
first no second class
has a period twice a year
third puts the cock in two seconds
4th he can fuck the 45 minutes without interruption

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teacher checks homework ...
- Open your notebooks ... Berry, when I do my homework?
- After dinner.
- This is why this is not odrobiłaś homework?
- Because I'm on a diet.

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young teacher and old come together for a lesson. Young - stacks kserówek, briefcase stuffed with books, log in your teeth. The old goes to the groom, carrying only a key to the room.
Young says with admiration:
- No no, after so many years of work, you got it all in your head?
- No son, in ass ...

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- Ma'am, I think the lady in love - said the teacher of ten years Johnny.
- I'm sorry Johnny, but I do not like children.
- Who likes, we think!

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mother asks her son:
- Harry, how do you feel in school?
- How the police station: Then asking me constantly, and I know nothing about it.

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asks you Johnny:
- Why ściągałeś than Mary?
Harry said:
- How do you know?
- Because the latter question, Maggie wrote: I do not know, and you wrote: me too.

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O Shepherd.

old Baca gave to a newspaper obituary after his wife and asked for a price.
- Up to five words for free.
- Nooo ... let it be: She died Jagna Mountain.
- Do you have available for two more words.
- let it be, she died Jagna Mountain, selling Opel.

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- Baco, what you do, as you have free time?
- Sit and pride ...
- And if you do not have time?
- To sit ... ino

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drunken shepherd returning from a wedding, and begins to undress.
- Maryna, nor can I help these kosuli sciongnoć - asks his wife.
This comes and wrings her hands.
- Jezusicku, Jendrek, psecie you ciupaske masses in the back!

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exalted tourist says to the Highlander:
- But you must be happy ... You look at the marriage of mountain peaks
with the clouds, you have seen the sun by drinking
niknącego mysterious charm of ...
- Oh, I saw, I saw - interrupts the mountaineer - but now I do not drink.

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Baca speaks to the tourist:
-10 ćmów killed yesterday - says Baca.
-Ciem? - Improves the tourist.
-slippers.

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Shepherd comes to a man. Baco-
Welcome!
-No witom, witom.
-If I counted up to your sheep would you give one?
-Tok. -232
panocku
-Ooo! As ye have done it! And if I said who you are oddalibyście owiecke?
-So-You
from the European office of agriculture!
-How do you know?
-Well because you took the dog instead of owiecki!

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shepherd goes and pulls the chain.
tourist walks and says:
-Baco what so pulling the chain?
A shepherd says:
-And what mom shove it?

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Baca attacked the bank and went to America. He sits in a ditch and counting money. Suddenly a policeman comes up to show him the badge and says:
- POLICE
A shepherd said:
-No, not the police se!

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Baca hired at the mine. On the first day was unlucky, because he fell
to the old, forgotten shaft. Fled to colleagues and say:
- Frank, are you there?
- Jo.
- Are you all right?
- Ni.
- To get out of there.
- Kaj I can not, cause I'm flying ...

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About Niemcu, Ruthenian and Pole.

German, an Englishman and a Pole, if you get 1.000.000pln by a swarm of mosquitoes przejadą no bites
- Germany merce goes 300km / h, a mosquito bit him
- Englishman goes Aston Martin 330HP / h, a mosquito bit him
- Pole Goes " komarkiem "25km / h, and the leader of mosquitoes:
- Stand is ours!

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the middle of the ocean on a raft, floats Polak, Rusek and Germany. Drift just a few weeks, and die of hunger. Rusek
gets an idea.
- You know what? Sacrifice!
He cut his hand and shared with friends.
passes the time, plagued by hunger. Germany says
- You know what? Sacrifice!
He cut his leg and shared with friends.
Time passes. Rusek and Germany look as the Pole:
- Hey Pole! Now's your turn to take off pants
Pole ...
- Oh! There will be hot dogs? - Said Rusek?
A Pole said:
- milk soup, and goodnight.

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morning in the Alpine resort. On the terrace overlooking the Englishman and the will:
- How wonderful!
comes out of Germany and sighs:
- Das ist wunderbar!
overlooks the Russian and dziwuje:
- Kak priekrasna!
Exit Pole and said:
- With chicken * ah

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Polak, Rusek Germany and were on the hunt. Meet after the hunt and ask Ruska:
- Well, what ustrzeliłeś?
- Lion and two zebras.
- Well, well, well.
- And you, Germany, huh?
- antelopes and cheetahs.
- Well, not bad.
- And you, a Pole, huh?
- Nine plisnołów.
- What is it?
- These black, sitting in the bushes and shouted, please no, please no!

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devil imprisoned Polish, Ruthenian and German, and said that the release of which the longest stand in the same room with the skunk. The first goes in Germany. Leaves after 15 minutes, "says
- I can not stand!
And it rains. The second goes Rusek. Comes out after 30 minutes and says:
- I can not stand!
And it rains. The third goes Pole, but before entering the room takes off his socks. After an hour goes ... Skunks and says:
- I can not stand!
And it rains.

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devil had a Pole, a German Ruskowi and bring something black. Polak brought chocolate, Rusek coal.
devil now had to eat what they brought, ate Pole.
A Rusek cries and laughs.
- Rusek, which beczysz? - Asks the devil.
- Because I can not eat coal Rusek says.
- Why are you laughing? - Asks the devil.
- Because of Germany carries a bunch of niggers!

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Russian, German and Polish hit the desert island. They sit, think how they would get out of here. And then suddenly they got a gold fish. Polak says:
- I want a bottle of vodka and go home.
That is what happened. Germany says:
- I want a case of beer and go home.
too got what he wanted. Rusek was alone. Thoughts, thoughts, and said:
- crate of vodka, and I want those two back!

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because of national mourning and a long-postponed a scheduled club meeting will be held until April 24. We meet in the same place and at the same time as usual. The new games will be available Kutuzov and Civilization: Through the centuries after that to choose from our existing collection.

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O mother in law. About

never be too careful - says mother-in-law of closing the coffin shut.

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What is a wife and mother in law in the car?
- speakerphone.

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comes to mother-in-law and asks:
- I heard that the mom looking for work. Mother-in-
- "Yes, son.
in-law: - I read in the newspapers that are looking for bogeymen in an amusement park.

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rejoicing to the house gets married.
says to his wife:
- Honey won the totka. His wife sits
quietly and suddenly said:
- Mommy's dead.
For the husband cries out with joy:
- Accumulation!

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A guy is standing at the bus stop and kisses all the passing trains. At the end of sweeps by the police.
- What are you doing? Why do you kiss the trams?
guy said:
- Because yesterday one of them killed my mother and I do not know that!

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guy comes into the shop and asks:
- Is a sugar cube?
- No.
- It will ask some other cheap chocolates for mother in law.

****************************** Meet two colleagues:
- Hey man, what are you doing?
- Yesterday I buried mother.
- Well, congratulations, but why are you so scratched?
- I did not want to give to bury.

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A man holds his mother's legs over the abyss and said
- My dad drowned his mother in law, my grandfather, his mother strangled. I like you, so you must let go.

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newly wed wife said to her husband, who just returned from work:
- I have great news. Soon the three of us will live!
husband was beside himself with joy. He kissed his wife and said:
- Oh, baby, I'm the happiest man in the world!
- I am glad that you feel like that, tomorrow morning I introduced my mom to us.

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blonde.

Meet two blondes and one says:
- You listen to know that this year's New Year's Eve falls on a Friday?
And the second:
- Gee, that just is not the thirteenth!

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One blonde says to the other:
- You know that the earthquake killed hundred people, imagine a hundred people ... Second
agrees:
- It's terrible. On the old it will be a million.

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Broken blonde standing by a broken car:
- What am I going to tell my husband!
passing by the man decided to joke:
- Let you blowing into a tube that straightens the body.
blonde blows so in the tube, but nothing happens. After about an hour passes and the other blonde says:
-You 're stupid. Close the door!

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hired blonde strips while painting. On the first day painted a 15 km belt, the second day of the 3 km belt in the third only 1 km belt.
the same day, calls her boss and says:
- What's happening with you? - Asking the boss - you work more and worse
What blonde replies:
- It was not me working worse is that the bucket of paint I have ever forward.

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Why did the blonde at the third child?
- Because I heard that every fourth man is born Chinese.

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How blonde take all day?
- Wire it to the round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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blonde asks her boyfriend:
- Is it true that amphibians are not brain?
- True żabciu.

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About Harry.

The class discussions about animals. Johnny walks up to you and says:
- Johnny may have a dog?
- but I killed him, because I do not eat meat, or dad and mom did not eat or not eat, and one dog will not buy.
- Johnny Jesus is terrible! And if you can a kitten?
- but I killed him, because I did not drink milk, my dad with my mom or not, and for one cat will not buy.
- Johnny's terrible! You have to come tomorrow with my mum!
- I once had a mother, but that we are got rid of it with my dad, because I still do not buzz, my dad can no longer, and the neighbor will not stick.

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Johnny Comes all wet and my mother asks:
- Why are you wet?
And Johnny said,
- Because we played in dogs ...
- Who were you?
- Tree !

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Johnny's father goes on mission and explains his son how to handle the machine at
-For this machine and put the ram goes sausage.
Johnny asks:
-A is such a machine what you put sausage, a ram go?
-Yes, son, your mother.

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Johnny brings home a bag full of apples. Mom asks him:
- Where did you get these apples?
Then Johnny:
- from a neighbor.
- and he knows about this? - Asks mom.
- Well, of course, was chasing after me!

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Harry goes to the swimming pool lifeguard and asks:
- Can I swim in the pool?
- First you show me how to swim.
Harry dives, doing fikołki. Suddenly, a lifeguard asks him:
- Johnny where he learned to swim so well?
- Dad threw me into the middle of the lake.
- Well, it was difficult to swim to shore.
- No, the most difficult to get out of the bag.

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The Visual Arts lessons children draw winter sports comes to you and asks Johnny :
-Harry, why did not you've drawn ?
-true, I drew Malysz .
-A where he is ?
- flew!

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teacher announces the beginning of the lesson:
- And today we talk about including, where babies come from ...
Then Harry in a bored voice:
- And those who already dymali may come to a pipe?

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Jokes about his wife.

- Mr Smith, do you know what is the difference between my wife and the Lord?
- No, I do not know.
- And I know.

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wife says to her husband:
- You Finally, choose: either me or the beer.
- ... how much is this beer?

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Who are you writing this letter? Wife asks her husband.
- Why?
- Oh, you always have to know everything!

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wife says to her husband:

- Honey, take me wypierd **!

husband gets up from his seat, points to the door and shouted:

- Wypierd ****!!

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third at night. She asks the spouse:
- Baby if you buy me a fur coat?
- Yes.
- But I'm happy!
- Do not be.
- Why?
- Because I talk in my sleep.

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drunken husband comes home at night. Annoyed wife begins to belabor him with their fists and shouting
- You bastard! You will you still drinking?
- Okay, I will! Just do not pour a big glass!

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going through the desert on a camel Arab, and the next, barely alive, his wife runs. Meet the main Avenue in front of the caravan.

- Where are you hurrying so? - Asks the caravan leader.

- my wife became ill, they were taking her to the hospital.

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husband comes home from work and was hungry as hell. So he says to his wife:
- Give me dinner!
wife said:
- Can you open a can?
A husband:
- Cipuszkę later, now let me eat.

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guy comes home and sees his wife in the Bohemian bed. Husband:
- What ... what are you doing here?
- This gentleman asked me something that I used him away after her husband

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conversation between two friends:
- At night, I dreamed of your wife.
- Well, what are you? And what did she say?
- What was she talking about? She said nothing.
- You know what? It was not my wife.