Meet two blondes and one says:
- You listen to know that this year's New Year's Eve falls on a Friday?
And the second:
- Gee, that just is not the thirteenth!
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One blonde says to the other:
- You know that the earthquake killed hundred people, imagine a hundred people ... Second
agrees:
- It's terrible. On the old it will be a million.
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Broken blonde standing by a broken car:
- What am I going to tell my husband!
passing by the man decided to joke:
- Let you blowing into a tube that straightens the body.
blonde blows so in the tube, but nothing happens. After about an hour passes and the other blonde says:
-You 're stupid. Close the door!
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hired blonde strips while painting. On the first day painted a 15 km belt, the second day of the 3 km belt in the third only 1 km belt.
the same day, calls her boss and says:
- What's happening with you? - Asking the boss - you work more and worse
What blonde replies:
- It was not me working worse is that the bucket of paint I have ever forward.
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Why did the blonde at the third child?
- Because I heard that every fourth man is born Chinese.
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How blonde take all day?
- Wire it to the round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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blonde asks her boyfriend:
- Is it true that amphibians are not brain?
- True żabciu.
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