German, an Englishman and a Pole, if you get 1.000.000pln by a swarm of mosquitoes przejadą no bites
- Germany merce goes 300km / h, a mosquito bit him
- Englishman goes Aston Martin 330HP / h, a mosquito bit him
- Pole Goes " komarkiem "25km / h, and the leader of mosquitoes:
- Stand is ours!
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the middle of the ocean on a raft, floats Polak, Rusek and Germany. Drift just a few weeks, and die of hunger. Rusek
gets an idea.
- You know what? Sacrifice!
He cut his hand and shared with friends.
passes the time, plagued by hunger. Germany says
- You know what? Sacrifice!
He cut his leg and shared with friends.
Time passes. Rusek and Germany look as the Pole:
- Hey Pole! Now's your turn to take off pants
Pole ...
- Oh! There will be hot dogs? - Said Rusek?
A Pole said:
- milk soup, and goodnight.
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morning in the Alpine resort. On the terrace overlooking the Englishman and the will:
- How wonderful!
comes out of Germany and sighs:
- Das ist wunderbar!
overlooks the Russian and dziwuje:
- Kak priekrasna!
Exit Pole and said:
- With chicken * ah
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Polak, Rusek Germany and were on the hunt. Meet after the hunt and ask Ruska:
- Well, what ustrzeliłeś?
- Lion and two zebras.
- Well, well, well.
- And you, Germany, huh?
- antelopes and cheetahs.
- Well, not bad.
- And you, a Pole, huh?
- Nine plisnołów.
- What is it?
- These black, sitting in the bushes and shouted, please no, please no!
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devil imprisoned Polish, Ruthenian and German, and said that the release of which the longest stand in the same room with the skunk. The first goes in Germany. Leaves after 15 minutes, "says
- I can not stand!
And it rains. The second goes Rusek. Comes out after 30 minutes and says:
- I can not stand!
And it rains. The third goes Pole, but before entering the room takes off his socks. After an hour goes ... Skunks and says:
- I can not stand!
And it rains.
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devil had a Pole, a German Ruskowi and bring something black. Polak brought chocolate, Rusek coal.
devil now had to eat what they brought, ate Pole.
A Rusek cries and laughs.
- Rusek, which beczysz? - Asks the devil.
- Because I can not eat coal Rusek says.
- Why are you laughing? - Asks the devil.
- Because of Germany carries a bunch of niggers!
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Russian, German and Polish hit the desert island. They sit, think how they would get out of here. And then suddenly they got a gold fish. Polak says:
- I want a bottle of vodka and go home.
That is what happened. Germany says:
- I want a case of beer and go home.
too got what he wanted. Rusek was alone. Thoughts, thoughts, and said:
- crate of vodka, and I want those two back!
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