never be too careful - says mother-in-law of closing the coffin shut.
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What is a wife and mother in law in the car?
- speakerphone.
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comes to mother-in-law and asks:
- I heard that the mom looking for work. Mother-in-
- "Yes, son.
in-law: - I read in the newspapers that are looking for bogeymen in an amusement park.
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rejoicing to the house gets married.
says to his wife:
- Honey won the totka. His wife sits
quietly and suddenly said:
- Mommy's dead.
For the husband cries out with joy:
- Accumulation!
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A guy is standing at the bus stop and kisses all the passing trains. At the end of sweeps by the police.
- What are you doing? Why do you kiss the trams?
guy said:
- Because yesterday one of them killed my mother and I do not know that!
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guy comes into the shop and asks:
- Is a sugar cube?
- No.
- It will ask some other cheap chocolates for mother in law.
****************************** Meet two colleagues:
- Hey man, what are you doing?
- Yesterday I buried mother.
- Well, congratulations, but why are you so scratched?
- I did not want to give to bury.
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A man holds his mother's legs over the abyss and said
- My dad drowned his mother in law, my grandfather, his mother strangled. I like you, so you must let go.
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newly wed wife said to her husband, who just returned from work:
- I have great news. Soon the three of us will live!
husband was beside himself with joy. He kissed his wife and said:
- Oh, baby, I'm the happiest man in the world!
- I am glad that you feel like that, tomorrow morning I introduced my mom to us.
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