The teacher discusses the chemistry of the experience:
- And now see how this blue liquid turn green to red.
*** What is the lesson?
- This is the long time needed to prepare for a short break.
***
years of the Cold War - the Soviet Union: School
klasówka:
-Child who is your most authoritative and why Lenin?
***
mother asks her son:
- What przerabialiście chemistry today?
- Explosives.
- The teacher asked something to the house?
- Do not have time ...
*** What is the sexiest woman in the world?
Answer:
teacher because:
first no second class
has a period twice a year
third puts the cock in two seconds
4th he can fuck the 45 minutes without interruption
***
teacher checks homework ...
- Open your notebooks ... Berry, when I do my homework?
- After dinner.
- This is why this is not odrobiłaś homework?
- Because I'm on a diet.
***
young teacher and old come together for a lesson. Young - stacks kserówek, briefcase stuffed with books, log in your teeth. The old goes to the groom, carrying only a key to the room.
Young says with admiration:
- No no, after so many years of work, you got it all in your head?
- No son, in ass ...
***
- Ma'am, I think the lady in love - said the teacher of ten years Johnny.
- I'm sorry Johnny, but I do not like children.
- Who likes, we think!
***
mother asks her son:
- Harry, how do you feel in school?
- How the police station: Then asking me constantly, and I know nothing about it.
***
asks you Johnny:
- Why ściągałeś than Mary?
Harry said:
- How do you know?
- Because the latter question, Maggie wrote: I do not know, and you wrote: me too.
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