old Baca gave to a newspaper obituary after his wife and asked for a price.
- Up to five words for free.
- Nooo ... let it be: She died Jagna Mountain.
- Do you have available for two more words.
- let it be, she died Jagna Mountain, selling Opel.
***
- Baco, what you do, as you have free time?
- Sit and pride ...
- And if you do not have time?
- To sit ... ino
***
drunken shepherd returning from a wedding, and begins to undress.
- Maryna, nor can I help these kosuli sciongnoć - asks his wife.
This comes and wrings her hands.
- Jezusicku, Jendrek, psecie you ciupaske masses in the back!
***
exalted tourist says to the Highlander:
- But you must be happy ... You look at the marriage of mountain peaks
with the clouds, you have seen the sun by drinking
niknącego mysterious charm of ...
- Oh, I saw, I saw - interrupts the mountaineer - but now I do not drink.
***
Baca speaks to the tourist:
-10 ćmów killed yesterday - says Baca.
-Ciem? - Improves the tourist.
-slippers.
***
Shepherd comes to a man. Baco-
Welcome!
-No witom, witom.
-If I counted up to your sheep would you give one?
-Tok. -232
panocku
-Ooo! As ye have done it! And if I said who you are oddalibyście owiecke?
-So-You
from the European office of agriculture!
-How do you know?
-Well because you took the dog instead of owiecki!
***
shepherd goes and pulls the chain.
tourist walks and says:
-Baco what so pulling the chain?
A shepherd says:
-And what mom shove it?
***
Baca attacked the bank and went to America. He sits in a ditch and counting money. Suddenly a policeman comes up to show him the badge and says:
- POLICE
A shepherd said:
-No, not the police se!
***
Baca hired at the mine. On the first day was unlucky, because he fell
to the old, forgotten shaft. Fled to colleagues and say:
- Frank, are you there?
- Jo.
- Are you all right?
- Ni.
- To get out of there.
- Kaj I can not, cause I'm flying ...
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