The class discussions about animals. Johnny walks up to you and says:
- Johnny may have a dog?
- but I killed him, because I do not eat meat, or dad and mom did not eat or not eat, and one dog will not buy.
- Johnny Jesus is terrible! And if you can a kitten?
- but I killed him, because I did not drink milk, my dad with my mom or not, and for one cat will not buy.
- Johnny's terrible! You have to come tomorrow with my mum!
- I once had a mother, but that we are got rid of it with my dad, because I still do not buzz, my dad can no longer, and the neighbor will not stick.
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Johnny Comes all wet and my mother asks:
- Why are you wet?
And Johnny said,
- Because we played in dogs ...
- Who were you?
- Tree !
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-For this machine and put the ram goes sausage.
Johnny asks:
-A is such a machine what you put sausage, a ram go?
-Yes, son, your mother.
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Johnny brings home a bag full of apples. Mom asks him:
- Where did you get these apples?
Then Johnny:
- from a neighbor.
- and he knows about this? - Asks mom.
- Well, of course, was chasing after me!
Harry goes to the swimming pool lifeguard and asks:
- Can I swim in the pool?
- First you show me how to swim.
Harry dives, doing fikołki. Suddenly, a lifeguard asks him:
- Johnny where he learned to swim so well?
- Dad threw me into the middle of the lake.
- Well, it was difficult to swim to shore.
- No, the most difficult to get out of the bag.
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The Visual Arts lessons children draw winter sports comes to you and asks Johnny :
-Harry, why did not you've drawn ?
-true, I drew Malysz .
-A where he is ?
- flew!
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teacher announces the beginning of the lesson:
- And today we talk about including, where babies come from ...
Then Harry in a bored voice:
- And those who already dymali may come to a pipe?
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