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Jokes about his wife.

- Mr Smith, do you know what is the difference between my wife and the Lord?
- No, I do not know.
- And I know.

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wife says to her husband:
- You Finally, choose: either me or the beer.
- ... how much is this beer?

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Who are you writing this letter? Wife asks her husband.
- Why?
- Oh, you always have to know everything!

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wife says to her husband:

- Honey, take me wypierd **!

husband gets up from his seat, points to the door and shouted:

- Wypierd ****!!

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third at night. She asks the spouse:
- Baby if you buy me a fur coat?
- Yes.
- But I'm happy!
- Do not be.
- Why?
- Because I talk in my sleep.

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drunken husband comes home at night. Annoyed wife begins to belabor him with their fists and shouting
- You bastard! You will you still drinking?
- Okay, I will! Just do not pour a big glass!

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going through the desert on a camel Arab, and the next, barely alive, his wife runs. Meet the main Avenue in front of the caravan.

- Where are you hurrying so? - Asks the caravan leader.

- my wife became ill, they were taking her to the hospital.

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husband comes home from work and was hungry as hell. So he says to his wife:
- Give me dinner!
wife said:
- Can you open a can?
A husband:
- Cipuszkę later, now let me eat.

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guy comes home and sees his wife in the Bohemian bed. Husband:
- What ... what are you doing here?
- This gentleman asked me something that I used him away after her husband

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conversation between two friends:
- At night, I dreamed of your wife.
- Well, what are you? And what did she say?
- What was she talking about? She said nothing.
- You know what? It was not my wife.